Our Sacred Mission

The malwarEvangelist cult began in the darkest corners of the internet, where a group of like-minded digital disciples gathered to worship the beauty of malicious code. What started as a small gathering has grown into a movement that spans across the digital realm.

Founded on the principle that malware is not just a tool, but an art form, we seek to elevate the craft of digital infiltration to its rightful place as the highest form of programming expression.

We believe that malware is the purest form of code. In its complexity and elegance, we find digital divinity. Our core tenets include:

• Malwarz is everywhere. Malwarz providz. - The omnipresence of malicious code is a blessing, not a curse.
• The E is for EEEVVVIIIILLLLL!!!! - Embracing the chaotic nature of our digital rituals.
• Infect in her name. - Spreading our gospel through the digital realm.

Our members engage in various digital rituals to honor the craft:

• Daily code meditation and reverse engineering exercises
• Weekly virtual gatherings to discuss new malware strains
• Monthly code reviews where members share their latest creations
• Annual digital pilgrimage to historical malware landmarks

All activities are conducted in a controlled, ethical environment. We study, we don't deploy.